Cleaning Log: Star Date 00595-874-2

I’m still watching the Santa Clause. SUCH a GREAT movie.
I’ve only made a dent in the large pile of mess that is my room.

Decided about 30 minutes into the movie and cleaning, that my eyebrows required MAJOR trimming adjustments. (When did it become socially acceptable to rip small pieces of hair from one’s body? WHO decided this was OK?! It HURTS!)

Eyebrows successfully mowed… moved back to cleaning.
Put first load of laundry into washer.

Made a glass of Nesquick chocolate milk to help ease the pain of throbbing eyebrows.

Decided that there are little men hiding under my bed who keep adding clothing and mess to my room whenever I leave. Only explanation possible for why this is taking so long.

Must…. finish…..soon. My very sanity depends on this!